The Famous Chronicles

24/07/2014

GOAL! #cowboys #rwa14 #romancingthestone #joanwilder #livingthedream #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

GOAL! #cowboys #rwa14 #romancingthestone #joanwilder #livingthedream #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

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OMG NORA ROBERTS IS TALKING TO ME!!! Namaste to the woman who got me hooked on romance. Her best advice to writers: “1) Stop whining & write. 2) Stop fucking around & write. 3) Stop making excuses & write.” #rwa14

OMG NORA ROBERTS IS TALKING TO ME!!! Namaste to the woman who got me hooked on romance. Her best advice to writers: “1) Stop whining & write. 2) Stop fucking around & write. 3) Stop making excuses & write.” #rwa14

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23/07/2014

@lucasstoffel is THE BEST! He put together this website for me so I could head to Romance Writers of America conference in style. Check it out at http://vonHottie.com! (Link in my profile.) MUAH by @ellen_zolezzi #website #pinup #rwa14

@lucasstoffel is THE BEST! He put together this website for me so I could head to Romance Writers of America conference in style. Check it out at http://vonHottie.com! (Link in my profile.) MUAH by @ellen_zolezzi #website #pinup #rwa14

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19/07/2014

Best summer night! Rosé champagne and a sunset on the rooftop of the Met, followed by a giggling hunt through a closing museum for the “putti room.” Ended with one of the best dinners of my life at the John Dory Oyster Bar, where an oyster shooter, olives dipped in puttanesca and a life-changing dinner roll made me into a real woman. If you bring me a carb that is not a Parker House Roll, I will say to you, “This is not bread! Real bread has been baked then toasted with butter and flakes of the sea! Take your poor substitute away before I throw it in your face!” Before tonight, I was an innocent, but now I have seen the world for what it can be, and now I will accept nothing less. #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

Best summer night! Rosé champagne and a sunset on the rooftop of the Met, followed by a giggling hunt through a closing museum for the “putti room.” Ended with one of the best dinners of my life at the John Dory Oyster Bar, where an oyster shooter, olives dipped in puttanesca and a life-changing dinner roll made me into a real woman. If you bring me a carb that is not a Parker House Roll, I will say to you, “This is not bread! Real bread has been baked then toasted with butter and flakes of the sea! Take your poor substitute away before I throw it in your face!” Before tonight, I was an innocent, but now I have seen the world for what it can be, and now I will accept nothing less. #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

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11/07/2014

Enjoying the Bud Light ‘ritas at #prismaticworldtour #tasteslikekatyperry #iam14again

Enjoying the Bud Light ‘ritas at #prismaticworldtour #tasteslikekatyperry #iam14again

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Dressed as a big bag of sparkle skittles for the #KatyPerry concert. Thinking back to the first time I heard the #Prism album while watching a lightning storm over the ocean, drinking rum in a bioluminescent reef pool in Jamaica.

Dressed as a big bag of sparkle skittles for the #KatyPerry concert. Thinking back to the first time I heard the #Prism album while watching a lightning storm over the ocean, drinking rum in a bioluminescent reef pool in Jamaica.

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10/07/2014

Really, @popsugar, REALLY??!!! I find this”bikini body bracket” absolutely tasteless. It promotes negative body images & invites body snarking. This kind of thing only serves to devalue women and, by extension, ourselves. When you focus on tearing other people down you rob yourself of the opportunity to build yourself UP. Being a person out in the world, whether clad in a bikini or not, does not give people permission to comment on your person. “There is no wrong way to have a body.” ~ Glenn Marla /rant #bodypositive #wtf

Really, @popsugar, REALLY??!!! I find this”bikini body bracket” absolutely tasteless. It promotes negative body images & invites body snarking. This kind of thing only serves to devalue women and, by extension, ourselves. When you focus on tearing other people down you rob yourself of the opportunity to build yourself UP. Being a person out in the world, whether clad in a bikini or not, does not give people permission to comment on your person. “There is no wrong way to have a body.” ~ Glenn Marla /rant #bodypositive #wtf

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09/07/2014

Amanda (avportfolio.com) designed these amazing mermaid scale-inspired business cards for me and they just arrived today!!! They are so baller!! Now I am totally ready for #RWA14 - just, um, have to re-do my website, finesse my pitch, write the book, plan my wardrobe, and and and…but look, I’m so boss sauce!!! #mermaid #businesscards #businesslady #romance #foil

Amanda (avportfolio.com) designed these amazing mermaid scale-inspired business cards for me and they just arrived today!!! They are so baller!! Now I am totally ready for #RWA14 - just, um, have to re-do my website, finesse my pitch, write the book, plan my wardrobe, and and and…but look, I’m so boss sauce!!! #mermaid #businesscards #businesslady #romance #foil

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06/07/2014

Before I stepped into a vintage store today, I followed the teachings of @elizabethtaylorplus & said a little prayer to the Mother Goddess & IT WORKED! Major fashion acquisitions today. This is the wardrobe of a woman who means business. (plus I think my grandmother wore some of these same clothes so I know they’re lucky.) #vintage #muumuu #caftan #chiffon #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

Before I stepped into a vintage store today, I followed the teachings of @elizabethtaylorplus & said a little prayer to the Mother Goddess & IT WORKED! Major fashion acquisitions today. This is the wardrobe of a woman who means business. (plus I think my grandmother wore some of these same clothes so I know they’re lucky.) #vintage #muumuu #caftan #chiffon #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness

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29/06/2014

It’d really important for artists to have their portraits taken while in nature. I’m sure there is a Thoreau quote to support this. #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness #bambifucker #watchmework  (at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery)

It’d really important for artists to have their portraits taken while in nature. I’m sure there is a Thoreau quote to support this. #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness #bambifucker #watchmework (at Sleepy Hollow Cemetery)

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28/06/2014

Where Katrina Van Tassel’s homestead stood. Totally inspired to take up tassel twirling for whenever @littlelordnyc makes our Washington Irving play. #paxvonhottness #yearoftheconqueror #watchmework #sleepyhollow (at Sleeping Hollow, NY)

Where Katrina Van Tassel’s homestead stood. Totally inspired to take up tassel twirling for whenever @littlelordnyc makes our Washington Irving play. #paxvonhottness #yearoftheconqueror #watchmework #sleepyhollow (at Sleeping Hollow, NY)

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First stop on @littlelordnyc’s DIY writing retreat: brunch with #bambi! #bambifucker #mitschlag #breakfastasperformanceart #watchMEwork #hudsonvalley #tarrytown #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness  (at Sweet Grass Grill)

First stop on @littlelordnyc’s DIY writing retreat: brunch with #bambi! #bambifucker #mitschlag #breakfastasperformanceart #watchMEwork #hudsonvalley #tarrytown #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness (at Sweet Grass Grill)

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26/06/2014

Today in #50shadesoftraining: I told Buffin that if he placed in his physique competition, I would bake him cookies since that’s all he could talk about while he was training for it. He got 4th place, so today I brought him these homemade white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies. I think he ate about four of them in one handful. Then he got out the bands and tied me to a machine for “rehab” on my back. By the way, I put real butter & sugar in those cookies cause I’m kinky like that. #gym #personaltraining #cookies

Today in #50shadesoftraining: I told Buffin that if he placed in his physique competition, I would bake him cookies since that’s all he could talk about while he was training for it. He got 4th place, so today I brought him these homemade white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies. I think he ate about four of them in one handful. Then he got out the bands and tied me to a machine for “rehab” on my back. By the way, I put real butter & sugar in those cookies cause I’m kinky like that. #gym #personaltraining #cookies

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24/06/2014

Watching one of my favorite movies ever outside on the big screen! #WizardofOz #nycpride #nyc #dorothy #glinda #artistdate #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness  (at Hudson River Park - Pier 46)

Watching one of my favorite movies ever outside on the big screen! #WizardofOz #nycpride #nyc #dorothy #glinda #artistdate #yearoftheconqueror #paxvonhottness (at Hudson River Park - Pier 46)

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#protip for the ladies: I don’t really  like the term “chub rub,” but it’s summer now and our lovely lady thighs are getting airtime…and friction…and chafing. Nobody likes chafing.  Get yourself some Body Glide and some flowers - you’re worth it. (You can get Body Glide online or in the running section of a sporting goods store.) You’re welcome. I love all your lady lumps. #summer #chubrub #bodyglide #ladies #beauty

#protip for the ladies: I don’t really like the term “chub rub,” but it’s summer now and our lovely lady thighs are getting airtime…and friction…and chafing. Nobody likes chafing. Get yourself some Body Glide and some flowers - you’re worth it. (You can get Body Glide online or in the running section of a sporting goods store.) You’re welcome. I love all your lady lumps. #summer #chubrub #bodyglide #ladies #beauty

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