The Famous Chronicles

01/07/2009

» "Babes in Toyland" is on the front page of the theater section in Time Out New York today.

Save the date! July 22-25th. Details here.

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» Susan Miller, you better be right about all the stuff you say is going to happen this month.

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SAVE THE DATE!
The Little Lord Fauntleroys in their own version of

Victor Herbert’s Recession Spectacular
BABES IN TOYLAND
Live Onstage! (And totally inappropriate for children.)

Featuring a salute to the Spring! A tap dancing sheep! A parade of toys choreographed by a real live Rockette! Fifteen musical numbers! All of your favorite friends! And, of course, David Greenspan doing double-duty as The Master Toymaker and the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe! What more could the spirit of mortal desire? Babes in Toyland will recall the happy days of childhood to those who are facing the stern realities of life…

Directed by Michael Levinton & José Zayas

ONLY 4 PERFORMANCES!
Wed July 22 - Sat July 25 at 7pm
$15 tickets: www.smarttix.com (http://tinyurl.com/kqu5mf) or 221-868-4444
info: www.littlelord.org & www.sohothinktank.org

oh, yes, and starring me.

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30/06/2009

Help me I'm a girl?

I use the same theme (This is not a template) on both of my Tumblrs, but for some reason, on my von Hottie Tumblr, I can’t embed images in text posts. It won’t work in either Safari or Firefox, but works fine on The Famous Chronicles, in both Safari and Firefox. I tried re-installing the theme, but that hasn’t worked.

Does anyone know how to fix this?

Email me. Free pinup calendar & condoms for you if you can make it work.

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29/06/2009

This is me and Mr. Mohawk, the love monkey I met through SocialWorkout.com. He’s also a poet, in addition to being a world class lover (so I’ve heard) and a boxing fiend. Last Friday night, he dubbed me Mama Mohawk because of the healing powers of my bosom. I love going out on Fridays with my delinquent Social Workout friends. It’s totally like summer camp, but with Jamesons.

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26/06/2009

vonhottie:

von Hottie hits the red carpet for Opening Night of Twelfth NIght at The Public Theater’s Shakespeare in the Park.

Notice von Hottie is on the red carpet, Anne Hathaway is not. Is someone jealous of von Hottie’s star wattage? Hmmm? Hmmm?

Photo by Sam Neuman

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24/06/2009

stfumarrieds:

anonymous

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23/06/2009

I’m not so far off from reality when I write plays about weddings happening in space.

peterwknox:

byepolar:

First Weightless Wedding

Just a small wedding, dear.

Yes - you, me, and the people holding us in weightlessness.

A photographer too, honey.

Of course, of course.

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19/06/2009

Super jealous I didn’t think of this idea first.

juliaallison:

maryrambin:

nutritionista:

Caitlin over at Healthy Tipping Point recently launched Operation Beautiful. The goal is to end toxic fat talk. Like Caitlin says, “It hurts you emotionally, spiritually, and physically.”

To participate in Operation Beautiful, all you have to do is leave an anonymous positive message (or several!) on mirrors in public restrooms or wherever you see fit. Mine is pictured above (“You are beautiful in every moment!”), but I plan to do more. If you want to participate, email Caitlin a photo of your note and description of your experience.

Click on the first link, people are running rampant with their post-its. Great idea. I want to come up with something really good :)

Love this idea!!!!

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Liz & I won Hot Blogger at tonight’s SocialWorkout.com Party! Free year’s supply of coconut water!!!!

BAM!!! I am so famous for exercise!!!! You can read my award-winning blogging here.

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15/06/2009

“ I don’t know when eyeliner went from pencil to a wide marker. „

My friend, Ryan, on women in Texas.

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“

I told New York I loved her but she wouldn’t say it back. We had just made love, and then I said it and she laughed. I felt like she was holding all my limbs together with her breath, and so when she laughed it felt like she was dropping me and pretending it was an accident.

NEW YORK: It takes me a long time, you know that, I told you that. But when I do say it, I’ll really mean it. When I feel it, you’ll know it all over.

„

Fucking Around by Marie Lyn Bernard

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