October 2009
28 posts
Time Out New York Naked Shoot
I’m not even sure what the best part of today was …
- The 10 people getting into 1950s cocktail hair, makeup & wardrobe in my apartment in only and hour and a half!
- The journalist hanging out in my living room, sipping prosecco & jotting down everything everyone said.
- Running to the bathroom yelling, “I’ve got to wash my nipples!”
- Putting on the...
"Mermaid Girl" Shiloh Pepin dies at age 10 →
This girl was so rad. I saw the documentary about her on Discovery and her interview with Oprah, during which she rolled her eyes a lot and gave Oprah some seriously awesome 10-year-old attitude. I’m having mom and grandma pull up a special chair for her at their cocktail party in heaven.
“My dad told me, “I’m going to die and then you’ll have...”
– These are the phone calls I get at 3 am.
von Hottie whole-boob-edly endorses the Shock... →
vonhottie:
Click the title to read all about it!
The treadmill is the new runway →
vonhottie:
von Hottie won the weekly prize on SocialWorkout.com for her blog post on turning the treadmill into a pageant runway. Click the title of this post to read all about it.
The treadmill is the new runway
[I’m sorry if I’m neglecting this blog. I blog all the time on Socialworkout.com.Do you want me to repost them here?]
Workout The treadmill is the new runway
I invented the best game ever this evening. Since the guy next to me was hooting and hollering at the baseball game on TV, I felt like I had carte blanche to behave however I wanted on my own treadmill. I call this game the...
FREE MAMMOGRAMS
vonhottie:
October 17th is National Mammography Day.
Thanks to this article from CBS’s The Early Show, von Hottie has found a great list of places that offer free mammograms. von Hottie urges you and your loved ones to get a mammogram if you are over the age of 40 and/or have a family history of breast cancer. If you are under the age of 40 and at an average risk of breast cancer, you should be...
Watchvonhottie:
How to give a horizontal breast exam.
Just a reminder from von Hottie to give yourself or your partner a breast exam. It’s easier and more fun when you’re lying down!
Why didn't anyone tell me NASA was going to bomb... →
DUDE! If there’s water on the moon, we can totally build colonies on the moon, and then my musical about dead people on the moon WILL BE A TOTALLY TRUE STORY.
I’m fucking Nostradamus.
“(303): I don’t like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.”
– - via Texts from Last Night.
This one is for my ladies, you know who you are.
Somebody on Twitter told me I wouldn't be going to...
When we drink,
We get drunk.
When we get drunk,
We go to sleep.
When we go to sleep,
We commit no sin.
When we commit no sin,
We go to Heaven.
So let’s all get drunk and go to Heaven!
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This is also for @sandyliz, who was targeted in the tweet with me.
Since I have only 6 months left of my twenties,...
What have I been doing actually trying to cover myself when I walk down the street (except for the monthly posing-in-my-bathing-suit-thing). That’s crazy.
I’ll wear skirts of semi-appropriate length in my 30’s. When I’m in my 40’s, I’ll have been addicted to the Pilates Reformer for a full decade, at which point I’ll go back to really short skirts just...
p.s. The workout iMixes the kids are making on... →
Click the title above to view. You can download them all from iTunes by clicking on the individual posts on Social Workout.com
Well holy shitballs, I WON THE TIME OUT NEW YORK...
Over 4,000 votes!!!
The picture will be in a November issue.
Thank you to everyone who voted! Repeatedly. Sorry about the carpal tunnel.
I didn’t really put it together until now that if I won the contest, I’d actually be naked in a magazine with, what, a billion readers? Oh, and then there’s THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
Wheeeeeeeee!
