December 2009
17 posts
Thirst(y) makes a best of 2009 list. →
Yay! I was in this play in May.
The paparazzi even follows me to the doctor
Eye Doctor, taking a scan of my retina: That was a great picture.
Me: Thank you. My retinas just love being photographed.
The Hanukkah Van
Man in Hanukkah Van stopped at a light on 6th Avenue: Come on in!
Me: I can't, you're a stranger!
Man: I'm not a stranger! I'm a Jewish man!
If you would like to receive a von Hottie Holiday...
vonhottie:
You can find the form here: http://spreadsheets.google.com/viewform?formkey=dDJVRUdzaV9FaXdMck5OeUVkSktSaGc6MA
A Curvy Woman Doesn't = A Pregnant Woman →
vonhottie:
via Storked.
There’s a certain dry cleaner von Hottie refuses to frequent because they made this same assumption.
Celebration by Mari Evans
Celebration (1993)
I will bring you a whole person
and you will bring me a whole person
and we will have us tiwce as much
of love and everything
I be bringing a whole heart
and while it do have nicks and
dents and scars,
that oly make me lay it down
more careful-like
An; you be bringing a whole heart
a little chipped and rusty an’
sometime skip a beat but
still an’ all...
Winners of the von Hottness Award!
vonhottie:
Congratulations to SocialWorkout.com and Mamma Pole for winning the First Annual von Hottness Award! The Awards were presented last night at von Hottie’s 2010 Pinup Calendar launch party at SuperDive Bar in NYC. What a raucous event!
Read what SocialWorkout.com has to say about winning the award here.
Pictures to come. ;)
When Julia Roberts is on the toilet, she doesn’t remember she’s...
– Kate, trying to soothe my big ego on why I might not feel famous ev.ery.second.of.the.day.