Dating a Banker Anonymous →
These girls started a blog so they could commiserate about how lame it is to date a banker in these tough economic times. At first I was like, Give Me a Motherlovin’ Break, but then I thought back to the early days of 2008… . It was a beautiful time. I stood on the corner of 8th & 6th Ave, under the awning of Gray’s Papaya. Soon enough, my bankers in shining Brooks Brothers...
Would you still do what you're doing if Barack was... →
Drink coffee topless? Yes.
Alice Walker's Letter to President Obama →
“I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing, and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance. A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life.”
Remember when we used to quote the President and it was a joke? Now it’s for reals.
Where do I start?
What am I supposed to do to begin the work of remaking America?
I’m deathly ill with a bad flu and it’s just like that episode of Sex & The City where Samantha is sick and can’t get any of the guys she’s slept with to bring her soup. I just need some tea and a thermometer. But it’s ok, because unlike Samantha, I have the internet, and now there is tea, ice cream, a thermometer, and chicken noodle soup headed my way, courtesy...
Laura, even pervs have feelings.– My sister, when I was being mean to a booty caller.
Best things my sister has ever said
Drunk guy: So what are you doing in New York?
Mele: I teach Jazzercise at NYU.
*Then we show him our jazzercise moves from 1989*
Drunk guy: Do you surf in Hawai'i.
Mele: Yeah, but anything less than a 10 foot pipe is not worth my time. I won't even get out of bed for anything less than 20-30 feet.
*We all know she only goes out if it's only 2-3 feet*
I don't know who Mookie is, but I would like to... →
The Top 7 Butterbodies →
meaghano: tesslynch: The common denominator is that none of these women would sleep with someone from Spike TV. HA. Yeah, all I could think as I read this is *never gets laid*can’t get it up*doesn’t know where the clitoris is*his mother didn’t love him*NEVER GETS LAID And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my defense mechanism in a nutshell. The author of this article will be receiving a von...
Overheard in the recession, part 1
I just overheard a lady in the post office tell her friend that a painting from the same artist in her gallery that would have sold for $3 million last year now sells for $230,000.
Today is the first von Holiday of 2009! Celebrate!
In 2009, von Hottie has designated one day a month as a “von Holiday” - a chance for everyone to celebrate their own von Hottness*. So, in honor of January 13, the first von Holiday of 2009, von Hottie has a few suggestions to help you mark the day: 1) Drink champagne in bed. 2) Compliment a stranger. 3) Bring a treat to a friend. How did you celebrate your von Holiday?...