June 2009
30 posts
Help me I'm a girl?
I use the same theme (This is not a template) on both of my Tumblrs, but for some reason, on my von Hottie Tumblr, I can’t embed images in text posts. It won’t work in either Safari or Firefox, but works fine on The Famous Chronicles, in both Safari and Firefox. I tried re-installing the theme, but that hasn’t worked.
Does anyone know how to fix this?
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“I don’t know when eyeliner went from pencil to a wide marker.”
– My friend, Ryan, on women in Texas.
“I told New York I loved her but she wouldn’t say it back. We had just made...”
– Fucking Around by Marie Lyn Bernard
I'm in the NY Times today →
Well, ok, not me. But the play I’m doing in July is mentioned.
Babes in Toyland
July 22-25
part of Ice Factory @ The Ohio Theater
I showed up to the gym looking like Baby Jane and... →
today in washington square park
I was with Luke and Maureen.
- A very tall man yelled to the crowd, “Don’t let my legs intimidate you!” while he moon walked.
- Another man held a basketball and said, “I am now going to try to juggle three balls!” And then he jumped up and down.
- We saw Aaron Eckhart.
- We danced to a lot of Michael Jackson.
- Earlier in the day, I had the best theatrical...
things i like to say to strangers
Guy from Vice Magazine: Who do I have to blow to get a smoke around here?
Me: If I had a dick and a cigarette, it would be me.
*he kisses me on the cheek*
other things that happened last night
- Saw Rock of Ages on Broadway. We did 2 shots of Jameson’s first. When the lead girl confessed, “I’m a stripper,” I was the only one in the audience who clapped. What? It’s a profession.
- During intermission, the boys bought drinks. During the second act, me and my friend made the bartender put more rum in our coke. Classy.
- I bought a t-shirt that says,...
i overheard this last night while peeing in a bar
Carrie: (from the stall, almost crying) I just really think I'm going to end up like Carrie. I find love, and then I leave it. I find it again, and then I leave it again.
Samantha: (from the sink) Well then I'm going to end up like Samantha, because I'm the slut.
Carrie: Do you really think he likes me?
Samantha: You should do him. When I hooked up with him, we had really wild sex.
Eeek! von Hottie made Mr. Mohawk's list of Top 10... →
Hot cha cha!
“As a script doctor I’ve been called in more than a few times, and the issue is...”
– Joss Whedon (via Go Into the Story) (via meth) (via shorterexcerpts) (via peterwknox)
i'm always *on*
Everyone in this photo is all normal curtain call, I am posed for adulation.
Photo: Yi Zhao
