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Amanda asked that I repost my blogs from SocialWorkout here. Just for you, puppet.
in love with the Ace Hotel
Coffee, couches, sexy people, cocktails and free wifi. It’s my new office.
If i were in charge of the United States, I’d make you First Pretty...– Now this is a job you can sign me up for! My wife loves me.
something i overheard on my way home and still...
Girl: Imagine if that were me, running first thing to the bathroom every morning because I had to pee -
Guy: - No wonder she has herpes.
Favorite makeout songs?
Someone asked von Hottie for her favorite makeout songs. von Hottie has a few ideas for a playlist, but if you’d like to add your favorites, please suggest below or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
vonhottie: Dear von Hottie Is there a good way to tell someone during sexytime to move it a little to the right or just a little to the left without sounding like a bossy control freak? love, no-my-right-not-your-right! I take this question very seriously. Sexytime is no time to mess around! Sexytime is also a good time to practice asserting yourself so you can get the things...
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Just add water
Me: Our college 10 year reunion is in 2 years. Quick, we gotta do something.
Amanda: If all else fails, in a year we'll pop out a kid. That's instant success.