January 2010
31 posts
The latest from von Oracle: How to deal when your... →
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rub a dub dub von hottie in the tub →
From SocialWorkout.com
I walked 80 blocks and only stopped at Starbucks... →
From SocialWorkout.com
Mechanical Elliptical Bull →
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Ghost of Feats Past →
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SexyTone(TM) with Sassletic →
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I need a pedometer that counts more hours in the... →
From SocialWorkout.com
My HR monitor has introduced me to a new emotion:... →
Amanda asked that I repost my blogs from SocialWorkout here. Just for you, puppet.
in love with the Ace Hotel
Coffee, couches, sexy people, cocktails and free wifi. It’s my new office.
“If i were in charge of the United States, I’d make you First Pretty...”
– Now this is a job you can sign me up for! My wife loves me.
something i overheard on my way home and still...
Girl: Imagine if that were me, running first thing to the bathroom every morning because I had to pee -
Guy: - No wonder she has herpes.
Favorite makeout songs?
Someone asked von Hottie for her favorite makeout songs. von Hottie has a few ideas for a playlist, but if you’d like to add your favorites, please suggest below or email vonhottie@vonhottie.com.
formspring.me
vonhottie:
Dear von Hottie
Is there a good way to tell someone during sexytime to move it a little to the right or just a little to the left without sounding like a bossy control freak?
love,
no-my-right-not-your-right!
I take this question very seriously. Sexytime is no time to mess around! Sexytime is also a good time to practice asserting yourself so you can get the things...
It's official, Champagne is good for you. →
Thanks, SocialWorkout.com
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Just add water
Me: Our college 10 year reunion is in 2 years. Quick, we gotta do something.
Amanda: If all else fails, in a year we'll pop out a kid. That's instant success.
