Last night my costume was my thigh highs &...
And you wouldn’t believe how many times I got asked if “Snookie wants to smoosh smoosh?” I’ve gotten a lot of terrifying propositions for sex, but that one was truly horrific.
… but his best idea is having several different actors play the dancer. This...– turnabout says: This is true. (re: Little Lord’s (oh my god I am so) THIRST(y), which I saw last night. It was zany. Yay cheap downtown theater!) (via TONY) ****************************************** You know you’re marginally famous when . . . someone blogs your favorable review before...
vonhottie: when you whisper “oh my god I’m so thirsty” to the bartender at tonight’s performance of Little Lord’s (oh my god I am so) THIRST(y). 8pm @ Incubator Arts Project in St. Mark’s Church - 10th street @ 2nd Ave.
Sooooo, I get to paid blog now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I win! Thanks, Social Workout! I watch TV and track whatever healthy or unhealthy things happen during whatever TV shows I want to watch, and then I write about whatever health and fitness lessons I learn or did not learn that week. You can read my “Boob Tube” series here. Yes, I now get paid to watch...
A message from Panda (and Little Lord).
OMG WE DID IT NOW ME AND PANDA CAN BE TOGETHER FOR... →
Meet "Princess Boy" & His Awesome Family →
“Before Halloween, Dyson’s teacher called everyone in the school and informed them all that Dyson would be a Princess Boy. Some of the most “macho” employees at school dressed as ballet dancers, in a show of support for Dyson.” (via Jezebel) OMG IF I EVER HAVE A BOY, I WANT TO HAVE A PRINCESS BOY! Princess Boy, get in my belly!
After the Darkness →
newsweek: A look at what happens to the survivors* of underground ordeals. *cue Baby Jessica Baby Jessica, Baby Jessica! She’s better than the well! It’s no joke about being in the spotlight after being underground. The guy who rescued Baby Jessica suffered from PTSD and eventually killed himself.
Ramshackle Glam (Tumblr): Whoa / Unreal (Paid!)... →
ramshackleglam: This just landed in my inbox: “Sunglass Hut, a leading global sunglass retailer, today announced at a press conference held at New York Fashion Week the launch of Full Time Fabulous, a nationwide contest that offers the opportunity to win the ultimate dream job as a jet-setting style… Oh hi this is my new job.
When my husband died, because he was so famous & known for not being a...– (Ann Druyan, talking about her husband, Carl Sagan) source (via kayteens)
Eugene O’Neill is definitely one of Lady Gaga’s little monsters. (oh my god I am so) THIRST(y), (mostly) by Eugene O’Neill October 21-30 @ Incubator Arts Project (formerly The Ontological)
Tomorrow I’m watching my two-month-old godson for an hour while his mom has a meeting in Union Square. When I first enthusiastically agreed to do this, I had utopian visions of nibbling on all his baby chub and teaching him his first words: “Favorite Auntie Laura.” But just now I realized that it is going to be my job to keep this person alive FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR. JUST ME....