November 2010
32 posts
Remember that time I decided to be an aerial silks... →
vonhottie:
Yeah. It’s still happening. Chapter 2 of The Silk Road on Social Workout starts tomorrow, December 1st, 2010. The challenge is 28 days long, which means I have to accomplish
240 Assisted pullups
8 Aerial Silks classes
280 minutes of yoga (10 minutes daily)
20 workouts (5 a week)
240…
Survive the Holidays with Social Workout and... →
vonhottie:
Dear von Hottlettes,
We all know I’m all about celebrating - especially during the holiday season - but I’m also wary of burn out and that “Ugh, what I have done to myself?” feeling come January. Enter Social Workout 2.0, which is re-launching in time to help you remember to take just a little care of yourself during this super-fun, super-gluttonous season. Oliver (♥ ♥) explains...
von Hottie: The Blog: "Who will plow my vulva?" -... →
I would totes applaud for my “wondrous vulva.”
vonhottie:
This weekend, while participating in an early workshop for Little Lord’s spring show, JewQueen, based on the biblical story of Esther, I learned about the goddess Inanna.
Inanna is my new favorite goddess, and quite possibly the Mother of all von Hottness. Also, I want her poem to be my new…
No Joke: Dane Cook Coming to Broadway →
thatgirlallison:
Get ready everyone! This is going to be awesome. I’ve read one of the revised-for-Broadway scripts and its’ really great. Neil LaBute is an amazing writer, and having read through a revised script, I’m pretty sure this role was written for Mr. Cook.
Once upon a time a Metro man (yeah, one of the guys that hands out “Metro” outside the subway station) asked me on...
My Third Worst Aerial Silks Fear Came True in... →
vonhottie:
Well, my friends, today it happened. Before I had ever taken my first aerial silks class, I had three main fears: 1) Death by falling, 2) Showing up to class hungover and throwing up on the teacher while mid-inversion, and 3) Uncontrollable flatulence while being spotted mid-air. Fear Number 3, I greet you kindly, sir. For the first time in a few weeks, I tried climbing...
Prince William engaged to be married →
I guess our time together at the at pub in Scotland meant nothing to him. *sob*
Best thing I said all night:
(when talking to Chairy about the importance of hip articulation in his dance), “Well, I don’t know about you, but I can feel a pelvic thrust from a mile away.”
“I’ll be a poet, a writer, a dramatist. Somehow or other I’ll be famous, and if...”
– Oscar Wilde via The Millions (via housingworksbookstore)
I went to the Algonquin Blue Bar last week and I'm...
The science of space is really elemental.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. get it?
No really, I need to talk to a scientist. I’ve got a lot of questions about outer space and I need some answers. Help me?
The Last Episode of The Further Adventures of Lucy... →
vonhottie:
von Hottie is reunited with her boys! I do love a good grape peeling. Watch the episode on Facebook.
There’s a red-carpet premiere tonight for Season 3 of Empire:The Series. I hope this water in my ear clears up before I have to dazzle the press on the red carpet.
Advice from a gay man on the street at 4:30 am
Khaliah was staying with me on Friday night because she had come to NY to see Amanda in The Pee Wee Herman Show. The next day I was going to see Kate in Gatz at the Public because our friends are a theater power couple and I’m glad it’s true when I say I only hang out with smart and talented people. Because Khaliah is always hungry now that she’s a teacher and has to prioritize...
Susan Miller needs a Tumblr so no one will ever...
Today, I was emailing people screen shots of their Astrologyzone November horoscopes because it was only available on the iPhone app. According to Susan Miller’s Twitter, some guy named Tom wasn’t answering her phone calls and the horoscope couldn’t go up on the website until “Tom” finished coding it.
I’m here for you in a crisis, people. Anyway, the November...
The Further Adventures of Lucy Lively and von...
vonhottie:
Web soap series, EMPIRE, for which von Hottie filmed a naughty cameo in this episode, has just come out with a series of mini-sodes leading up to their Season 3 premiere. See the first installment of “The Further Adventures of Lucy Lively and von Hottie” here.
