My family is awesome during natural disasters
Me: Did you evacuate?
Oldest sister on Maui: Yeah, I'm in the mountains, having breakfast, drinking a cocktail, wearing floaties and waiting for the show to start.
Me: I've been trying to get through to you! Pick up the phone when there's a tsunami!
Youngest sister on Oahu: I'm taking a nap. I'm only talking to you if you're calm.
The Love Challenge
For the past 10 days, I’ve been doing Social Workout’s Love Challenge, which is the first one that hasn’t had a workout requirement. It’s composed of four “feats” - Body, Mind, Belly and Soul. Most people have been concentrating on self-love, but I’ve been focusing on getting over my fear of boyfriends (or as I call them, “terrorists”). ...
Our room is the world.– (via hawaiiwomensjournal) The Hawai’i Women’s Journal Issue 1 is live on their blog! My column, “Ms. deMeaners” is on page 8!!!!!
Oral Sex, a Knife Fight and Then Sperm Still... →
Worst life ever: No vagina and getting knocked up by a stab wound.
this is why I'm glad I didn't have the internet in...
Last night I read through some entries from my first blog (which I have hidden now and forever from the rest of the internet). A few years ago, I passionately declared on that blog that I would never, ever make out with an Irishman ever again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I've never been in a relationship on February 14th...
vonhottie: Originally posted on SocialWorkout.com ************************************ Valentine’s Day is the time of the year when the entire world looks just the way I want it to: covered in red, pink, hearts, glitter and candy, but that’s not the reason why I’m all about it. You’d think from the aisles of Kmart, where I spent a lot of time today, that Valentine’s Day is like setting up a...
Beaming from head to toe →
vonhottie: All this week, von Hottie is the Featured Body (fitness blogger) on SocialWorkout.com. Today you can read “Beaming from head to toe.”
Lite FM Elliptical Sundays →
vonhottie: All this week, von Hottie is a Featured Body (fitness blogger) on SocialWorkout.com. Today you can read my post “Lite FM Elliptical Sundays.”
Get advice from von Hottie and you could win a...
vonhottie: In honor of the upcoming Valentine’s Day, von Hottie is launching a campaign to help all you little von Hottlettes with all of your burning hot love questions. From February 5-12, whether you’re single, taken or it’s just complicated, please tweet @askvonhottie your dilemma, and she’ll get back to you ASAP. If you need privacy, just send a DM or email firstname.lastname@example.org. One...
"48 hours of rest is best"
vonhottie: Shobha, von Hottie’s hair removal salon of choice, sent a “Valentine’s Day Prep” email, reminding their customers that after a bikini wax or sugaring, ”48 hours of rest is best” before sex, sauna/steam and sun. Just thought we should pass this PSA along as you make your, um, “plans” for the holiday.