When my local falafel man was driving me around in his BMW last night thru the...– Things I text my trainer when I have to cancel our Saturday sessions.
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Lady Dorothy Moses Pu’u Opelu? Um, I’ll stick with Her Royal von Hottness, von Hottie! today: “Take one of your grandparents’ first names, then combine the name of your childhood pet and the street you grew up on to get your last name. Add “Lord” or “Lady,” and whammo, instant class.” Yours truly, Lady Lily von Tripper Otsego
"I just want William to know that it's not too... →
And I can be on the red eye and I’ll bring my own tiara. julieklausner: Notable writers…and I…weigh in on the royal wedding on Salon.com.
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If I were in charge, Kotex would be designed so you could choose from a variety of villains’ faces one to bleed upon. Perhaps your high school nemesis or the cast of Sondheim’s Assassins? If I were feeling crampy, I’d totes go with Elizabeth Hasselbeck Scott Petersen.