100 pounds is cooler than 10 pounds →
It’s cool that I deadlfited 100 lbs and thought it was 60. It’s weird that I’m supposed to be SO EXCITED that I also lost 10 lbs.
Where can I buy my own aerial silks? →
My aerial silks teacher is smarter and better than Yoda.
(said in her awesome accent)
Ellen DeGeneres: Who has more fun: blondes or brunettes?
Sofia Vergara: I would say the girls with the big boobs
I really love pink and when I tried to deny that,...
Wifey expressed some concern on Facebook that, despite not wanting to push gendered products on her unborn bébé boy, she keeps registering for blue things. I was going to suggest that she go for green, or orange, or yellow things, but then I looked at my own colorful (ha!) history and I thought I should offer myself as a cautionary tale: I really, really, fucking love pink. Not in a “this...