The Famous ChroniclesOnlookers be damned!
I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.
These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.
I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.
Also, it's like I wrote in my play:
"The people you love are always famous."
My real family is rad. My fake family is just as cool.
Write me a love letter.
oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)
P.S. I have a family history of breast cancer. I like to use that as an excuse to freak out on this blog.
My rap video debut, BOOT BALANCE!
von Hottie on Current TV!
von Hottie hits the red carpet for Opening Night of Twelfth NIght at The Public Theater’s Shakespeare in the Park.
Notice von Hottie is on the red carpet, Anne Hathaway is not. Is someone jealous of von Hottie’s star wattage? Hmmm? Hmmm?
Photo by Sam Neuman
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