The Famous Chronicles

About me

Onlookers be damned!

I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.

These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.

I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.

Also, it's like I wrote in my play: "The people you love are always famous."

My real family is rad. My fake family is just as cool.

Write me a love letter.

oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)

P.S. I have a family history of breast cancer. I like to use that as an excuse to freak out on this blog.

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29/06/2009

This is me and Mr. Mohawk, the love monkey I met through SocialWorkout.com. He’s also a poet, in addition to being a world class lover (so I’ve heard) and a boxing fiend. Last Friday night, he dubbed me Mama Mohawk because of the healing powers of my bosom. I love going out on Fridays with my delinquent Social Workout friends. It’s totally like summer camp, but with Jamesons.

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