The Famous Chronicles - Help me I'm a girl?

About me

Onlookers be damned!

I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.

These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.

I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.

Also, it's like I wrote in my play: "The people you love are always famous."

My real family is rad. My fake family is just as cool.

Write me a love letter.

oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)

P.S. I have a family history of breast cancer. I like to use that as an excuse to freak out on this blog.

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30/06/2009

Help me I'm a girl?

I use the same theme (This is not a template) on both of my Tumblrs, but for some reason, on my von Hottie Tumblr, I can’t embed images in text posts. It won’t work in either Safari or Firefox, but works fine on The Famous Chronicles, in both Safari and Firefox. I tried re-installing the theme, but that hasn’t worked.

Does anyone know how to fix this?

Email me. Free pinup calendar & condoms for you if you can make it work.

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