26/11/2011
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The Famous Chronicles
About me
Hey girl hey!
I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.
These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.
I have a year to learn to be an aerial silks acrobat. It's kind of like Liza Minelli training to be Lance Armstrong.
I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.
Also, it's like I wrote in my play:
"The people you love are always famous."
Write me a love letter.
Ask me a question, like how did I get to be so pretty?
oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)
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- Laura von Holt, inc.
- von Hottie, my alter ego and global empire
- Flash & Pumpkin, my other alter ego
- My Baby Jessica Play
- Genius of Honor
- von Oracle, von Hottie's advice column
- The Entire Group
My rap video debut, BOOT BALANCE!
von Hottie on Current TV!
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