The Famous Chronicles

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Hey girl hey!

I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.

These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.

I have a year to learn to be an aerial silks acrobat. It's kind of like Liza Minelli training to be Lance Armstrong.

I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.

Also, it's like I wrote in my play: "The people you love are always famous."

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Ask me a question, like how did I get to be so pretty?

oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)

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29/11/2011

Nicholas Williams of The Gay Agenda Band is the shit. I can’t get enough of him in rehearsal. We love each other, despite what this video suggests.

littlelordnyc:

Five hours into our technical rehearsal, we gave a video camera to Nicholas, the musical accompanist for Little Lord’s BABES IN TOYLAND. This is his riveting, behind-the-scenes look into our technical process, and all the scandal and intrigue that happens behind the curtain in the wings!

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