The Famous ChroniclesHey girl hey!
I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.
These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.
I have a year to learn to be an aerial silks acrobat. It's kind of like Liza Minelli training to be Lance Armstrong.
I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.
Also, it's like I wrote in my play:
"The people you love are always famous."
Write me a love letter.
Ask me a question, like how did I get to be so pretty?
oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)
My rap video debut, BOOT BALANCE!
von Hottie on Current TV!
“Mary Mary Quite Contrary (Laura von Holt) has her garden on her head, with a flower sticking straight up.” ~ New York Theater Review.
Definitely one of my most favorite reviews. It’s all about the hat, people. I’m just a vehicle for a head garden.
BABES IN TOYLAND My hat plays through December 10.
photo by Daniela Mullady
Photo posted at 12:20
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