The Famous ChroniclesHey girl hey!
I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.
These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.
I have a year to learn to be an aerial silks acrobat. It's kind of like Liza Minelli training to be Lance Armstrong.
I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.
Also, it's like I wrote in my play:
"The people you love are always famous."
Write me a love letter.
Ask me a question, like how did I get to be so pretty?
oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)
My rap video debut, BOOT BALANCE!
von Hottie on Current TV!
On the last day of 2011, I woke up at 4am, drove an hour to watch the sunrise from 10,000 foot elevation at the summit of Haleakala crater, hiked 11.2 miles through the crater with my sisters, wore a lot of neon and drank champagne. On the first day of 2012, I’m realizing I did all this with a twisted ankle and possible bronchitis. (Taken with instagram)
Photo posted at 14:30
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