The Famous ChroniclesHey girl hey!
I'm Laura von Holt, an upwardly mobile theatre maven, pinup and guru. It's been said that I am my own alter ego. I'm also smart, pretty, and marginally famous.
These are tales of romance, cocktails, family, friends, internet domination and occasionally being recognized on the street. If you're reading this, you're probably obsessed with me, and that's ok.
I have a year to learn to be an aerial silks acrobat. It's kind of like Liza Minelli training to be Lance Armstrong.
I'd like everyone to keep in mind that fame may give you power, but it won't turn on your electric fence.
Also, it's like I wrote in my play:
"The people you love are always famous."
Write me a love letter.
Ask me a question, like how did I get to be so pretty?
oh yeah. if you want to see me in a bathing suit go to vonhottie.com (Perv, it's just a one-piece.)
My rap video debut, BOOT BALANCE!
von Hottie on Current TV!
Very proud of this breakup kit I made for a friend. I was high priestess of the breakup exorcism ritual. We burned incense, threw a condom to the Universe (which the Universe will return as blessings), and paraded around the apartment chanting “om shanti condom” & making jazz hands. (Taken with instagram)
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