The Famous Chronicles

So I thought I was just going to some screening tonight of The Black Swan, but then I got there and saw the clusterfuck at check in and then I saw the paparazzi and the red carpet and then I saw our old friend Sebastian on the red carpet and I realized I was at the motherfucking premiere. Whoopsie, I should have worn heels.

Anyway, the movie was awesome. Obviously I am going to be in the corner of any dance movie, but holy crap this dance movie was good - like really good not just tutu good. (Do you see me blogging about Burlesque? No!) It was so creepy that I had about 18 heart attacks during it, and Natalie Portman should win an Oscar and not just because I haven’t seen that many important movies this year. Also, I can guarantee there is a super hot (dare I say we all had boners even if we weren’t boys) scene between Natalie and Mila Kunis. Try watching soft core porn with a bunch of celebrities and Hollywood insiders. AWKWARD. Awkward like watching Eyes Closed Shut or whatever with your parents.

I can’t believe that I had to take a boy to see an awesome dance move just because Mayumi moved across the country. What’s more is that I can’t believe my generosity extended so far that I gave Androoo my party pass so he could hang out with Sebastian. It’s ok because Randi went with Androoo and she hugged Chace Crawford and then she hugged me so it’s totally like I MADE OUT WITH CHACE CRAWFORD SHHHH DON’T TELL.