The Famous Chronicles

Finishing off my birthday month with an aerial silks birthday...

Thu, 31 May 2012 02:23:30 -0400

Finishing off my birthday month with an aerial silks birthday party. It was so cute seeing everyone try out the silks. (Taken with instagram)

Me & Johnny Hollywood, flashing our magic VIP bracelets,...

Sun, 27 May 2012 00:45:47 -0400

Me & Johnny Hollywood, flashing our magic VIP bracelets, which got us all sorts of delicious snacks and beverages at @5boropicnyc today. It was a lovely day on Governors Island. (Taken with instagram)

My big sweaty muffin @sassletic cranking up the tunes in her...

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:27:05 -0400

My big sweaty muffin @sassletic cranking up the tunes in her spin class. They lay out towels & give you free water at Julian Walker Studio. So proud, such a #spinspiration (Taken with instagram)

What did I do today? Oh you know, just hung out dressed up like...

Tue, 15 May 2012 20:51:21 -0400

What did I do today? Oh you know, just hung out dressed up like a sultry lounge singer/marriage equality activist/mermaid princess romance novelist/lion tamer. You know… (Taken with instagram)

Video of my epic silks battle with Erin Clark. It’s like...

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:03:10 -0400

Video of my epic silks battle with Erin Clark. It’s like Step Up, but on silks.

To see video of my solo performance, dedicated to Prince William on his first anniversary, go here.

Video of my aerial silks performance, dedicated to Prince...

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:01:51 -0400

Video of my aerial silks performance, dedicated to Prince William on the occasion of the first anniversary of his marriage.

To see video of my epic silks battle duet with Erin Clark, go here.

skinnybitchjesusmeeting: Friends, Lovers and Exes! Look at...

Fri, 04 May 2012 00:54:18 -0400

skinnybitchjesusmeeting:

Friends, Lovers and Exes!

Look at these new promo pics by Anya Garrett with styling by Nichole Graf! Amazing, right? Terrifying, RIGHT??? It is to announce our…

BIG NEWS

Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting’s full length show:

The Underdeveloped and Overexposed Life and Death of Deena Domino

has a summer full of performances:

May 12th, 11pm Austin Texas at the Ladies Are Funny Festival

This is out 5th year at LAFF and we are thrilled to bring our new show! We are also performing with the Reformed Whores who are amazing! So if you have Texan friends send ‘em over!

May 24th, 9:30 The Peoples Improv Theater -$5

Our last Deena show in NYC before August! (and on the cheap!) Click the scary picture above for ticket link!

July 12-21st as part of the Capital Fringe in Washington DC

Thursday 7/12 8:30PM
Saturday 7/14 3:45PM

Wednesday 7/18 7:00PM

Friday 7/20 6:30PM

Saturday 7/21 11:00PM

August dates TBD as part of the The New York International Fringe Festival

We just got accepted into Fringe NYC and we’re super excited!

Big Summer!

Come join us!!

Yesterday was my birthday, and I had a session with Buffin, my...

Wed, 02 May 2012 21:53:51 -0400

goody bags for my gym birthday party

tutu on, ready to race

3 minutes in

a fitterati prepares

dumbbell rows

Round 1 nap

and then we blew bubbles

and I used big weights

best birthday party ever!

and Buffin made me pose like this

Yesterday was my birthday, and I had a session with Buffin, my personal trainer, first thing in the morning, so I turned it into a gym birthday party. I handed out goody bags and wore a tutu and a tiara. In between circuits, we blew bubbles and noisemakers. Buffin hinted that he would have present for me later (maybe it’s a diamond!!!), but better than a present was this piece of motivation he gave me while I was doing dumbbell rows:

“Every time you squeeze a muscle, a fairy is born.”

Best gym birthday party ever!

Happy belated birthday to our dead mom, and now happy birthday...

Tue, 01 May 2012 00:09:08 -0400

Happy belated birthday to our dead mom, and now happy birthday to me!!!!

Aerial silks makeup, aerial silks prop. My stock character is...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:09:17 -0400

Aerial silks makeup, aerial silks prop. My stock character is “hot mess.” (Taken with instagram)

smallgirls: theglitterguide: @_IFB—thank you for making...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:32:11 -0400

smallgirls:

theglitterguide:

@_IFB—thank you for making this!!

(via Professional Blogger Spotlight: Glitter Guide | Independent Fashion Bloggers)

<3

vonhottie: Now this is how to wear a bikini. (via GabiFresh.)

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:27:08 -0400

vonhottie:

Now this is how to wear a bikini.

(via GabiFresh.)

I would like a fireman, a kitten and a margarita for my...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:30:43 -0400

I would like a fireman, a kitten and a margarita for my birthday. It’s next Tuesday. Thank you.

Here are a few pictures from today’s aerial silks...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:07:51 -0400

My invention: the von Hottie sidelean

traditional side lean

Drunken treehouse

Here are a few pictures from today’s aerial silks rehearsal. Next Saturday, I’ll be giving my third public aerial performance in Helium Aerial Dance’s showcase. I’ll be performing two acts: one solo performance dedicated to the first anniversary of William & Kate’s royal wedding, and one duet which can be best described as a battle. It’ll be like Step Up 3D, but on aerial silks, and better.

Helium Aerial Dance Student Showcase
Saturday, 4/28 @8pm
Embody Studios
241 Bedford Ave #7, Brooklyn
(L train to Bedford)
Tickets here. (Click the “Online Store” tab)

This manicure has made it through 5 airplane flights, a board...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:48:01 -0400

This manicure has made it through 5 airplane flights, a board meeting, wedding planning/emcee-ing/genius-of-honoring, a rehearsal dinner, picking maile in the rainforest, a honeymoon, swimming in the ocean, playing with a 7 yr old, holding a newborn, playing with a toddler, Easter brunch, a birthday party, 5000+ miles of travel and approximately 20 cocktail parties, and so have I, without a chip on either of us. (Taken with instagram)

Happy Monday from my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yello polka dot...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:41:43 -0400

Happy Monday from my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yello polka dot bikini! (Taken with instagram)

von Family portrait with old Roberta. We never knew a cow could...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 05:08:26 -0400

von Family portrait with old Roberta. We never knew a cow could live to be 21 years old. (Taken with instagram)

What I was wearing when I wanted to take a picture with my...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 01:24:29 -0400

What I was wearing when I wanted to take a picture with my friend Cuba Gooding Jr. He wouldn’t pose for a pic but @sandyliz @rosacjlee @ktbenner can testify that he kissed me on the lips, again, & that he humped the window when he left us. Let the record show that we are not following him to the next bar. (Taken with instagram)

I did squats today with 40lb dumbbells & shoulder presses...

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:55:34 -0400

I did squats today with 40lb dumbbells & shoulder presses with 20lbs & all the big boys pretended like they weren’t watching me do it.

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Rigged these muthaf*ckas like a boss. (Taken with instagram)

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 02:27:12 -0400

Rigged these muthaf*ckas like a boss. (Taken with instagram)